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Whhhaaat? Whhhoa! June 13, 2010

Filed under: signs of the apocalypse,Television and Movies — davissn30 @ 8:00 am

I really just don’t have the words to discuss the below news.  [It may have something to do with World-Cup-related day drinking.]  One thing to add:  The made-for-TV-movie, My Fake Fiance — starring MJH and Joey “Whoa” Lawrence — was … umm … not that terrible.  I mean it was less stupid than, for example, Leap Year.  And the lighting in the former was way more flattering to MJH than the lighting was on the obviously-more-attractive Amy Adams, so …  yeah, not sure what conclusion to draw from all this.  [So clearly, I always have more than one thing to add.]

From ew.com:

Actor | RolesClass | Individual | Joey Lawrence | Melissa Joan Hart


ABC Family, Aug. 17, Tuesdays, 8 p.m.

Gen-X nostalgia alert! Sabrina the Teenage Witch‘s Melissa Joan Hart and Blossom‘s Joey Lawrence, both 34, return to their sitcom roots on Melissa & Joey. She’s a party girl–turned–local politician, he’s the bankrupt financial adviser who moves in to help her care for her sister’s kids. In a word: Whoa! —JA


In Other Horrible Baby News… June 9, 2010

Filed under: Baby Business,signs of the apocalypse — davissn30 @ 9:30 am

While Your Mom was sleeping, we ran across several interesting items that we wanted to share with everyone.  This morsel came when we were discussing swaddling during March Madness.  [What?  Isn’t that what everyone talks about during great college basketball?]  I mentioned that, back in the day, people would swaddle their babies and hang them from hooks to keep them out of the fire.  My fellow game-watchers’ incredulity culminated in a Scrabble Challenge.  And during the ensuing internet searches, we found …

Mommy has man hands.The Zaky Infant Pillow, or as the San Francisco Chronicle’s The Poop Blog calls it, Scary Disembodied Mommy Hands.  On sale now for just $40 a hand!  Available in Vaguely Ethnic Beige and Boy MuppetBlue, Girl Muppet Pink, and, of course, Gender-Neutral Muppet Green.  Now, I am pretty sure all those baby experts words were clear when they said, ahem “DON’T PUT ANYTHING IN THE CRIB WITH THE BABY.”  Not even a bumper!  Certainly not a murderous-looking dead hand.

I think the creepiness factor of The Babykeeper is actually outweighed by its usefulness.  What mother haven’t you heard complaining about not being able to get a break peeing, especially when they were out and about with the baby.  Though, do you hang them on the front of the door — like a salesperson letting you know which stall is yours — or on the back of the door, where they can have a bird’s eye view of the activities below.  And, for the love of Pete, please don’t forget your baby.  Thanks to The Poop, I now have an irrational fear of running to a public bathroom in an emergency and slamming the door, only to find a baby offering me a roll of toilet paper.  And why does all useless baby crap cost $40?  Did some economist figure out that is the exact price parents will pay for useless crap they have been made to feel is vital to their baby’s health and survival?

The end result of the Scrabble Challenge was that Your Mom was, as always, right.  Query whether this image [to the right] is more or less upsetting than Mommy Hands?  Though, I have to give Mommy Hands the less disturbing award based on what I read in the article in which this picture was found:

Since the infants were nursed while swaddled, they stewed in their own excrement for days at a time, the mothers leaving their babies “crying with all their might” in the cradle or “tossed in a corner” or “hung from a nail on the wall” while they “spend hours away from their cottages” during the day.  Few traditional mothers or nurses heeded doctors’ pleas “not to let them lie in their filth,” so that during their first year of life they were usually “covered with excrement, reeking of a pestilential stench [their] skin completely inflamed [and] covered with filthy ulcerations [so that] if touched…they let out piercing cries.”

Methinks the Park Slope Parent Bloggers would not approve.

Worst thing to happen to baby fashion since “I’m a Boob Man” tee June 7, 2010

Filed under: Baby Business,signs of the apocalypse — davissn30 @ 11:01 am

Introducing the limited-edition Huggies Jeans Diapers.  Now your baby can look Euro and white trash all at the same time.  Thanks to Kirsten for bringing this monstrosity to my attention.  Actually, the opposite of thanks to her.  I have been less happy since I knew about this.

Aside from the general horror that these things even exist, this commercial combined two of my least favorite things: scatological humor and unnecessary sexualization of a baby.


You be the judge: which is the most offensive line?

  1. “My diaper is full. . . full of chic.”
  2. “When it’s a number 2, I look like number 1.”
  3. “I poo in blue.”
  4. The tagline: “The coolest you’ll look pooping your pants.”
  5. All of the above because it is said in a bad Pepe Le Pew accent.

And to the naysayers (I’m looking at you, D), it appears that the commercial is actually part of their promotional efforts on this.  Kirsten even saw it on real TV.


If You Can’t Beat Them, Give a Rip June 3, 2010

Filed under: News Morsels,signs of the apocalypse — davissn30 @ 4:38 pm

The political operative types in my office are shocked, aghast and agog, that Internet favorite Dale Peterson did not win the Republican primary for Alabama’s Department of Agriculture.  They think his Aggro-Agro thing is political genius.  I, personally, don’t give a rip.  I guess the people of Alabama don’t like the idea of their Agricultural Commissioner being a national jok–, ahem, viral internet sensation.


But, since I have already seen and/or heard this video and its spoof at least 3 dozen times in the last week, I may as well post it here.


Nike Goes to the Movies January 23, 2009

Filed under: signs of the apocalypse,Television and Movies — iamyourmom @ 7:12 pm
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Nike, not the official outfitter of the NBA, is trying keep up its basketball cred by going to the movies.  They just released a new set of kicks inspired by classic basketball flicks — TEEN WOLF being one of them.  And, yes, this sneaker sports fur.  Please see below:

Not that it matters, but the top shoe is inspired by Hoosiers, and the middle one by White Men Can’t Jump.  For all of you closet werewolves — or just those that aspire to be — these are for you!  More awsome furry pics after the jump…

[The Slanch Report via Racked.com]



everyone loves the beatles July 6, 2008

Filed under: Miscellaneous...,Music,signs of the apocalypse — your mom @ 8:13 pm

even small korean babies. this is the cutest/funniest video i have seen in a long time…please watch this!


Hair Hat? What’s a Hai…. Oooooh June 6, 2008

Filed under: signs of the apocalypse — iamyourmom @ 11:40 am
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Just. Couldn’t. Resist.

Hair Hat - dog

Check out my all-time fave after the jump.

[from Jezebel.com via Neatorama]