I really just don’t have the words to discuss the below news. [It may have something to do with World-Cup-related day drinking.] One thing to add: The made-for-TV-movie, My Fake Fiance — starring MJH and Joey “Whoa” Lawrence — was … umm … not that terrible. I mean it was less stupid than, for example, Leap Year. And the lighting in the former was way more flattering to MJH than the lighting was on the obviously-more-attractive Amy Adams, so … yeah, not sure what conclusion to draw from all this. [So clearly, I always have more than one thing to add.]
MELISSA & JOEY
ABC Family, Aug. 17, Tuesdays, 8 p.m.
Gen-X nostalgia alert! Sabrina the Teenage Witch‘s Melissa Joan Hart and Blossom‘s Joey Lawrence, both 34, return to their sitcom roots on Melissa & Joey. She’s a party girl–turned–local politician, he’s the bankrupt financial adviser who moves in to help her care for her sister’s kids. In a word: Whoa! —JA