Another morsel from Page Six. But is “So Relaxing” the best the Post could do? How about “I’ll Pay You $20 to Stand So Close to Me” or “Every Lap Dance You Take” or “(Not) So Lonely (Since I Am Paying For Your Company).” Or, you know, “Roxanne (Actually, Go Ahead and Put on The Red Light).” I could do this all day . . .
November 1, 2007 — STING unwound after his reunion gig with the Police at the Garden in the wee hours of yesterday morning with entertainment by the ecdysiasts at Scores East. The singer and two male buddies arrived at the mammary mecca after midnight and were quickly sequestered in the Champagne Lounge with six private dancers dressed festively in sexy little Halloween costumes. The group then moved to a private room to keep the party going